I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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