I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
