You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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