and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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