Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
3pm strippers are depressing
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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