so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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