So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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