We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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