what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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