Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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