Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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