I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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