Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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