Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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