He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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