I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize