It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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