u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
