i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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