I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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