Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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