It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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