Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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