Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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