You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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