bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
COCAINE IS GR8
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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