I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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