The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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