I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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