Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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