SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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