He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize