All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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