I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
there is glitter all over my balls
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