he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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