ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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