just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
