he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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