Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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