He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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