Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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