i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize