TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
there is puke in my bra ... again
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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