Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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