can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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