So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
