If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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