Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
please come you make the beer taste better
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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