I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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