Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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