what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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