The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life