I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.