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(407): View more from Florida

The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.

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(607): View more from New York

Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself

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(212): View more from New York

When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.

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(410): View more from Maryland

2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life

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