You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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